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For an hour I went around fishing for kudos from everyone
until Gun wised me up. “Shut-up, Caleb. You know just enough to get yourself
into trouble.”
Then,
I spoke to everyone about their most dangerous experiences, exposing myself to
worst case scenarios as we approached a new dive site.
Ally
spoke first. “When I was an instructor in northern Florida, a guy died on me.”
She looked down, and scuffed her feet on the gritty deck while everyone made
uncomfortable fidgeting movements.
I
wanted to hear all about it, but because it ended so badly no one else did and
Ally’s story died, too. Instead, I suggested, “Ahm, so, Gun, what else happened
on that Trip From Hell you had?”
“Oh,
there’s a few of them...Trips From Hell. Another one, me and Jimmy here, we
just finished doing an underwater video on a thousand-foot tanker. Working aboard
this sixty-foot workboat, we were also bringing back two huge propellers that
were overweight—”
“In
a gale,” Jim interrupted, making an annoyed face.
“Yeah,
coming back from Andros Island, we picked up these two engines in Nassau, weathered in at Andros
for two days. Then, we had problems with water.”
“The
rudder was leaking,” Jim blurted out.
“The
exhaust pipe came loose from the transom,” Gun explained. “And water was
getting in at a pretty good rate. We were hauling these five-bladed
propellers—the type that’s all engine, propeller and rudder combined into one.
Whichever way you point the engine it also steers the boat. These mothers
weighed nine thousand pounds, and we
had two of them strapped on the deck!”
He almost laughed when he looked at Jim’s aggravated expression.
“On
this boat?” I couldn’t believe it.
“Yep,”
said old Jim. “The ‘skeeters were so bad on Andros
we couldn’t sleep. That was near Morgan’s Bluff.”
“No,
it wasn’t,” Gun said in a scornful tone. “You’re memory’s going. It was an
outpost island, Joulters Cay. No tourists, no mosquito control. A lot of
shallow water around, nobody goes there.” Gun wrinkled up his own forehead in
disbelief.
“When
the sun goes down, first it’s the No Seeums,” Jim said, “then the ‘skeeters so
big they could carry off a baby!”
“I
was never so scared my boat would capsize,” Gun admitted.
It
sounded like a brief history of hell. “Was the weight illegal?” I inquired.
“No
such thing as illegal weight,” he answered. “But, too much for the boat to
carry safe, sure. We left in weather too extreme for the size of boat and the
cargo. Just an Act of God we made it.”
“So,
what is this place, Morgan’s Bluff?” I asked.
“It’s
a town where Morgan’s cave is,” Gun replied. “That end of Andros Island
is a big high bluff, one-hundred feet or more. Which is very high when you talk
ten-foot high islands all around.” He squinted, and made telescoping movements
with his hands like a pirate lookout. “Imagine sitting up there with your
spyglass, searching for ships laden with gold.”
“And
wenches!” Carl mimicked a crusty old pirate’s voice again. “Where’s all yu’r
wenches?”
“Every
ship had a few wenches, you know,” Joni told me.
“I’m
sure the cabin boy was very happy about that!” I said.
Most
of us sat drinking on the dozen or so oversized coolers filled with beer,
juices and soft drinks; others dozed in their bunks. The boat plodded ahead on
the smooth seas with the engines roaring and compressors refilling air tanks in
the background. Joni caught big fish off the stern.
Lumbering
Carl and the light-skinned black ex-commando Killis were both in their forties,
any similarity ended there as they seemed to differ and disagree at almost every
turn. Killis wore wire-rimmed glasses and was quiet and serious about
everything, well-suited to the special forces trade. He spoke in few word
sentences such as “Good” or “Nice work” and I got the feeling he was always
watching out for something. Carl Iman was the jolly overweight sort who owned a
string of convenience stores and seemed serious about very few things except
hunting. He was loud, often amusing and sported the latest scuba equipment,
constantly joking about needing counseling while drinking Heinekens. I started
to like the characters on this trip. Maybe I did belong.
When
we anchored again, it was in sixty feet of water that resembled liquid glass.
The spectacular variegated bottom seemed close enough to put my hand out and
touch. But, I saw a couple sharks in the water. I became fearful again as all
the Hammerheads mechanically suited up for twice as deep a dive as the first
one.
“Don’t
worry,” Jim told me while strapping on his snoopy-style aviator hat inside out,
and tying down the earflaps. “It’s basically the same as ten feet…as thirty
feet…as ninety feet.”
“But,
sharks…” I almost pleaded.
Gun’s
ears pricked up. “Sharks are such pussies,” he declared like I should know.
“Right,”
Jim agreed. “They’re basically lazy pussies. They’d rather not take the trouble
to kill you themselves.”
“Unless
you’re small, or bleeding,” added Joni while screwing something onto the end of
one of her poles.
“So,
what is that?” I finally asked her.
“It’s
a bang stick. See, it’s got a screw-on powerhead. You can put it on the end of
a spear-gun tip.”
These
bang sticks were making the booming underwater noise.
“Look
out,” Jimmy warned me. “That’s a standard NATO explosive head and cartridge
round.”
“Standard
military issue.” Joni waved the weapon. “Pretty good little blaster.”
“That
it is,” Gun confirmed.
I
must have looked terrified about going in yet I would at least try to go as far
as the previous dive. To my amazement I continued going down, and down, right into
the heart of this fascinating mystery I was living, all the way to sixty-six
feet, where I wandered around the anchor area with no ill effects for almost an
hour. The tight feeling of pressure against my body was almost comforting.
Again the world felt and sounded and looked newer than ever! A six-foot shark
prowled the region, appearing in and out of the distant shadows but
uninterested in me. That was incredible. I became used to seeing it around. For
some reason I wasn’t too scared anymore. The shark seemed so comfortable in its
absolute superiority over everything, so embedded in its element as the
fearsome top predator…unless you were small or wounded like Joni was saying.
The divers crisscrossed its path, lancing other fish including small barracudas
at will.
Ally’s
camera had a piercing light but as usual she swam away from the others, and
vice versa. Old Jim relaxed, sitting pretty atop a coral plateau, yet ripping
out pieces as he repeatedly lunged at passing fish with his spear. Other fish,
whose destiny was tasting bad to humans, went about their lives in peace. Gun
was scooping up one lobster after another, setting his bag up behind them and
scaring them to dash backwards straight into his trap. In the background were
more muffled blasts of explosive caps. I saw a giant eel for the first time and
was more terrified of it than the shark. It had a way of moving its mouth to
breathe in slow engulfing motions, and all those ferocious teeth!
As
we reached five-hundred PSI of air in the tank, I began to ascend. Back on the
surface there was less acknowledgment than I expected.
Killis
had speared one grouper, probably for his dinner. Carl, Gun and Joni quickly
drained their sacks full of beautiful black rocks and thrashing lobsters, both
perhaps illegal. Ally frowned, not liking what she saw and stomped off.
“I
can’t believe that shark cruising around!” I exclaimed. “Not even interested in
us!”
Joni
remarked, “That shark was thinking about you—Nah, too big. Not wounded. Too
much work. Next.”
“Sharks
are pussies,” Gun repeated with disdain. His lobsters scampered around the
deck, and they made weird alien sounds when he proceeded to de-tail them alive.
Ally
popped up on deck again and buzzed right over to Jim with a determined look and
lips clenched. “That coral probably won’t be alive next year because of you
sitting there tearing it all up.”
“Well,
I might not be alive next year either, Missy,” Jim answered with an old man
snicker.
Ally
considered the carnage of fish and corals strewn on deck. “Good thing you’re
all Gun’s friends or I’d report you.” She glared right at Joni. Ally didn’t
care what they thought. Carl, who was un-holstering his spear-gun pistol made
an indifferent look with his lip curled up. Joni made a small conciliatory head
movement while Gun grinned away.
Now
I was always talking about diving and asking questions. The Hammerheads said a hundred
feet was common for exploring wrecks. They spoke of three-hundred foot dives
with no breathing apparatus being common, dwarfing my own accomplishments
today. Three-hundred feet with no apparatus seemed impossible but it was true.
Even Gun seemed unimpressed with me. I took it in stride, just hoping for a
little solid land now.
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